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Martin Olson, Encyclopaedia of Hell

Encyclopaedia of Hell

 

A tour de force of darkness, Encyclopaedia of Hell is an “invasion manual” for Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of Demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations, diagrams and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive Dictionary of Earth Terms.

 

Since the customs and mores of humanity are alien and inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his Demon Armies. A masterpiece expressing Satan’s hatred for humanity and himself, the Encyclopedia includes “Techniques of Stalking and Eating Humans”; “Methods of Canning Human Pus”; and “Dicing and Slicing Orphaned Children.”

 

Why the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell has become seriously overcrowded. Satan needs more land mass for the damned; and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon invaders.

 

Since this book is the 666th commemorative edition eons after the Invasion was successful, this Encyclopedia contains special commemorative material.

 

"Absolutely one of the funniest books ever."

Lars Ulrich, Metallica

 

"Written by a man whose mind has an extra dimension."

Steven Wright, comedian

 

"Brilliant in the vein of Twain with an air of Voltaire."

Marc Ian Barasch, author

 

 

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