The Enchiridion & Marcy's Super Secret Scrapbook
Dive deeper into the secrets of Adventure Time with this mysterious mash-up of The Enchiridion (the ancient book for heroes, as featured in several key episodes of the series) and Marceline the Vampire Queen’s shocking and touching childhood diary.
Marceline's Demon Dad accidentally cast a Spell which connected the ancient Guidebook for Heroes with Marcy's extremely personal Secret Diary. Now she is furious and embarrassed that her Dad revealed all of her secrets to the world! Thus, when you finish reading The Enchiridion, flip the book over to reveal the secrets of Marcy's Super Secret Scrapbook. Or vice versa!
Every page gleams with gorgeous and grotesque illustrations, ancient and dangerous wizard lore, spells and curses, including occasional jokes mocking filthy wizards and hilariously repulsive witches.
Desire the scribbles and souvenirs of a cute teenage demon-vampire girl ? Perhaps you prefer crazy commentary handwritten throughout the book by Finn, Jake, Marceline, and the Ice King? Check, check, check please!
From the same creative team behind the New York Times bestselling Adventure Time Encyclopaedia, this other-worldly compendium of all things Oooian is a humor-, paradox-, and literary contrivance-filled tome true to the imagination, innovation, and heart of the strange and beloved animated series.
The perfect gift for any fan of Adventure Time.
Adventure Time Encyclopaedia
What time is it? Adventure Time™! Explore the magical world of Ooo with Jake the dog and Finn the human, along with the Ice King, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline the Vampire Queen, and all your favorite Adventure Time characters, in this first official guide to Cartoon Network’s hit animated series.
Written and compiled by the Lord of Evil himself, The Adventure Time Encyclopaedia matches the playful, subversive tone of the series, detailing everything anyone will ever need to know about the postapocalyptic land of Ooo and its inhabitants—secret lore and spells, fun places you should visit and places where you will probably die, whom to marry and whom not to marry, how to make friends and how to destroy your enemies—plus hand-written marginalia by Finn, Jake, and Marceline. An indispensable companion to the show, this side-splittingly funny love letter to Adventure Time is sure to appeal to fans of all ages.
Encyclopaedia of Hell
A tour de force of darkness, Encyclopaedia of Hell is a manual of Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations, diagrams, and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive dictionary of Earth terms.
Since the customs and mores of humanity are alien and inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his demon armies. A masterpiece expressing Satan's hatred for humanity and himself, the Encyclopaedia includes "Techniques of Stalking and Eating Humans," "Methods of Canning Human Pus," and "Dicing and Slicing Orphaned Children."
Why the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell has become seriously overcrowded. Satan needs more land mass for the damned and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon invaders.
Since this book is the 666th commemorative edition, this Encyclopaedia contains special commemorative material.
"Absolutely one of the funniest books ever."
Lars Ulrich, Metallica
"Written by a man whose mind has an extra dimension."
Steven Wright, comedian
"Brilliant in the vein of Twain with an air of Voltaire."
Marc Ian Barasch, author
The Conquest of Heaven: Encyclopaedia of Hell II
ISBN-10 : 1627311114
ISBN-13 : 978-1627311113
The Unspeakable Legend continues after Hell’s army conquers Insignificant Earth and devours the human race. Now Lord Satan reveals that he will journey through time, squeezing through the cracks between dimensions to find the throne of the despised Creator. There Lord Satan will depose God and take his rightful place as Emperor of Existence.
However, hellish complications quickly arise, for Satan faces Ultimate Oblivion upon breaking into Heaven’s strange, labyrinthine Library, from which there is no escape.
Even worse, when the Armies of Hell arrive to find Lord Satan and conquer Heaven, instead they find a disturbing secret at the core of Creation too shocking for even a demon to stomach.
Behold it all in Encyclopaedia of Hell II, a disgraceful tour de force of literary Blasphemy! Pickled with paradoxy, puzzles and paranoia, herein lie terrible cosmic secrets stolen from God’s Library, including the mystery of why God created Satan, never mind mosquitoes, cellulite and murder hornets.
Martin Olson’s savage wit provides the firepower for a preposterous literary feat unaccomplished since Mark Twain passed―channeling the real voice of Satan.
As a satirist, Olson has inflicted numerous comedy specials on the populace via HBO, CBS, Showtime, Comedy Central, Disney, and FX. He has most infamously appeared as the Lord of Evil (Hunson Abadeer, father of Marceline the Vampire Queen) on the Cartoon Network series ADVENTURE TIME.
Updat! Coming someday to a hellish theater near you: Encyclopaedia of Hell--The Movie! The pernicious production rights have been most evilly obtained by the creative demons at Warner Brothers.